Dharmilland

The 3D CGI is stunning, but the plot is flat.
Sort of ”Dances with Wolves Giant Smurfs”,
in a Edgar Rice Burroughsian scenario.
The humans are so George W. Bush, and the Na’vi so Al Gore,
I ended up wishing for Aliens to land on Pandora,
and eat them all up.
In 3D.

Zombie Chistmas to everybody from my (un)dead blog

I’m becoming very pessimist about 2012.
Nothing will happen, just another big letdown.
We’re doomed to live, get old, and die by junk food abuse.
We’re not gonna get to go out with a bang.
We’ll go out with a fart.

He won again. Twice.
Ben Linus is both Lostpedians’ and Darkufo users’ favorite character.
He was supposed to last 3 episodes.
He lasted 5 seasons, killed off 3 of the iconic main characters (Locke, Jacob, Dharma — yes, it’s a character) and became the face of the show, and the god of most of the fandom.
Nothing like this had ever happened before in television history.
He changed the rules. For the best.

I’m not writing anything these days.
I’m aiming at the Nobel prize for literature.

I finally figured out how to post videos, (thanks Nrdk0r!) and I’m celebrating it posting a masterpiece.

He might be the most beaten character in television history, but he’s also the sexiest.

Edit: Looks like I didn’t figured out how to show the video in the home page, though

”Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” started a new genre I hope to see spreading across literature and culture like a z-virus plague.
I’d love so much a ”Moby Dead”, or an ”Undeath of a Salesman”.
Everything is better with zombies.

Of all apocalypses, Flood might be the last one we’re ready for.
But today it seems the most likely to me.
It’s raining like hell in my town, and in every drop of water
I can feel the echoes of the oceans roaring ‘’swim for your lives, bitches!”

They say you’re watching us since the birth of human race.
They say you’re studying us.
I say: graduate already!

They can go back to the moon, if they want.
But I really hope NASA to leave Mars alone, now that I know
what men landing on it would be: silliest series finale ever.